aaThe sales dude told me he liked my lipstick and that it was a beautiful shade of red. i told him, “thank you! It’s actually a purple; it’s ‘rebel’ by MAC.” and he said, “from afar it looks red, but up close it’s purple! That’s cool!” I proceeded to tell him that I usually  blend my red and the purple and he asked if I were an artist and I asked why and he said, “because that’s some color theory shit! Are you a painter?” I responded, “artist, yes! Painter, no!”

Little does he know, color theory made me want to cry.